Monday, July 6, 2009

Fortune Cookie Wisdom #29

A mild case of food poisoning can be an excellent self-cleansing opportunity for the body.

Haiku #20

Epsom salt belly
Urgent downpour fuzzy seat
Mow around lagoon

Friday, June 26, 2009

Fortune Cookie Wisdom #28

Your morals will dissolve on the tongue of the serpent.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Fortune Cookie Wisdom #27

You cannot rape the willing, true. Though with persistence, it might be possible to render them indifferent.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Fortune Cookie Wisdom #26

The rat does not know that he is a rat; he only knows that he is hungry.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Haiku #19

Benadryl spell, taught
Cat words' fate smile
A rotten rumor

Monday, June 8, 2009

Fortune Cookie Wisdom #25

A wise man does not put words in God's mouth.

There is nothing more dangerous than a man who believes God is on his side, particularly when the man is wrong.